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How to survive Auschwitz
Seeded on Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:53 PM EDT (turetzkysyndrome.com)
Do you want to be one of the happier and better concentration camp survivors, asks Psychology Today, or one of those loser survivors? Let the folks from Auschwitz provide the practical advice you need to Survive the Recession!
Mayfest pulls plug on pig flu scare
Seeded on Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:42 PM EDT (turetzkysyndrome.com)
A year ago, the Ham Bone Express were the rock stars of Fort Worth Mayfest. This year, swine flu epidemic hysteria has those piggies running scared! Mayfest, along with all other public events in Tarrant County, has been canceled.
Everybody's videos look bad on YouTube!
Seeded on Thu Apr 16, 2009 3:21 PM EDT (turetzkysyndrome.com)
To my relief, here's what I just discovered: Everybody's videos look bad on YouTube! The bad videos are what make YouTube a great big, fuzzy democracy.
Nuke the debt! Vid protests bitter end
Seeded on Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:11 AM EDT (turetzkysyndrome.com)
Thank goodness we finally have an Intelligent President. So what if the economy's headed for collapse? At least the guy in the White House looks smart at a press conference! Free to indulge his fear of the inevitable, comic musician Ken Turetzky protests, "I'll Get Old And Die"!
Benefit raises funds, bad memories
Seeded on Sat Mar 21, 2009 5:36 AM EDT (turetzkysyndrome.com)
Dallas used to have some history, but it doesn't any more. Blind Lemon Jefferson and Robert Johnson played the neighborhood some decades back, before the city scraped all that @!$%# off the map.
Alive and kickin' on KNON with Texas Trevor and W.C.
Seeded on Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:59 AM EDT (turetzkysyndrome.com)
Inside the KNON FM 89.3 studio in Dallas, Renegade Radio host Texas Trevor and partner W.C. banter at the boom mics like a pair of trail-worn ranchhands, exchanging dubious pleasantries about the weather. "Ah tell you what.
What's the worst show you've ever played?
Seeded on Wed Mar 4, 2009 2:36 PM EST (turetzkysyndrome.com)
Comic musician Ken Turetzky: I played Mayfest 2008 in Fort Worth and halfway through my set, the whole crowd ran off to the pig races on the other side of the fairgrounds. I hollered at them, "I'm not finished entertaining you yet!" but they didn't come back.
Tradition trumps change with comic murder ballad, 'True Love'
Seeded on Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:43 PM EST (turetzkysyndrome.com)
Divorce was unthinkable in a time when people based their decisions on morals and morality and doing the thing that was moral and good. Too late for Valentine's Day but timeless nevertheless is 'True Love,' the murder ballad by guitar comedy musician Ken Turetzky.
Beware the British Batman
Seeded on Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:23 PM EDT (turetzkysyndrome.com)
This new Batman is a British guy, and I don't like it. We're worried about Middle Eastern terrorists penetrating our defenses, and meanwhile, all these British actors have cleverly infiltrated our movies and television series, hiding behind their perfect American accents.
Hyper Nonsense hosts call for end to gay rule
Seeded on Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:13 PM EDT (turetzkysyndrome.com)
California burned again this summer. But don't blame global warming, drought conditions and an abundance of dry tinder, said Hyper Nonsense co-hosts Shawno and Jen, who live in San Luis Obispo. Blame the gays. "The gays! I'll get you, gays!" Shawno vowed.
Rebel without a cross
Seeded on Fri May 30, 2008 1:38 AM EDT (www.turetzkysyndrome.com)
Taylor Kent (aka The Snarky Avenger) is an interesting character, a fundamentalist Christian cautiously exploring the heresy of independent thought, which lives for him in the worlds of science fiction, anime, Demented music and gentle proselytizing.
Ed's OK, but I don't like his friends
Seeded on Sun May 11, 2008 9:31 PM EDT (turetzkysyndrome.com)
Spare me your Christian comedy. I'll laugh when a black guy's running the country and we've all got universal health care. In other words, when you're not.
You've been pwn3d!
Seeded on Fri May 9, 2008 2:35 AM EDT (turetzkysyndrome.com)
Interesting combination of urban myths, courtesy of craigslist: Woman wakes up in a bathtub filled with ice to find not only her house emptied by craigslist raiders, but she's missing a kidney as well.
Toward a new era of self-examination!
Seeded on Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:24 PM EDT (turetzkysyndrome.com)
I'm never too busy to offer unprompted advice regarding people's manner of dress, their grammar, their efforts in the kitchen, their various artistic endeavors, or even their choice of religion! I credit my parents with instilling these elements of good character in me, however m …
To wit: Comedy isn't always funny
Seeded on Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:12 AM EDT (turetzkysyndrome.com)
Ken Turetzky postulates that "comedy" music isn't always funny, and is easily outclassed by music that happens to use humor to deliver a message of real value.
How To Write A Funny Song
Seeded on Sat Nov 3, 2007 4:51 AM EDT (www.turetzkysyndrome.com)
Comedy musician Ken Turetzky explains, in 60 seconds, "How To Write A Funny Song". It's Episode 193 of the One Minute How-To podcast!
Dr. Demento's disciples, audience on the move
Seeded on Fri Oct 5, 2007 9:33 PM EDT (turetzkysyndrome.com)
A tentative, alternative Dementia movement is afoot, as comedy music podcasters begin to explore a break with the genre's spiritual father. Dr. Demento's disciples are more accessible to artists and listeners than the original.
Red Peters plugs 'Best Of' CD on Howard Stern Show
Seeded on Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:05 PM EDT (www.turetzkysyndrome.com)
It's a big day all around for the whole U.S., what with 9/11/07 marking the sixth anniversary of the wackiest terrorist attack in history. But that's not important right now.
Oglio taps 'Her @!$%# Don't Stink' for 'Best Of Red Peters Show' CD
Seeded on Sat Aug 25, 2007 3:05 AM EDT (www.turetzkysyndrome.com)
Just in time for the anniversary of the Twin Towers disaster, Oglio Records will release The Best Of The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Volume 1.
Disturbed: myTunes music critic raises 'Turetzky Syndrome' alert
Seeded on Tue May 15, 2007 2:41 PM EDT (www.turetzkysyndrome.com)
Busy world traveler Hank Shiffman programs his globe-trotting with an eclectic mix of audio from the iTunes Music Store. Not satisfied simply to share his observations with the guy in 22F, Hank posts brief, spikey and highly readable reviews of his selections on myTunes — a …
Mort Sahl = intellectual crack
Seeded on Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:23 AM EDT (www.turetzkysyndrome.com)
Mort Sahl is the cool, cerebral comic, a man whose brand of social and poltical commentary only went out of style when Americans decided they'd rather shop at the mall than question authority. It's a wonder a guy like that was ever IN style. "You're right about the line s …
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